faker than some sweetnlow

◕ mav, boricua, magical girl ◕

I HOPE IT DOESN'T HURT WHEN YOU POOP IT OUT.

xoxo

son, im still bitter over the fact that april o’neil was turned from a woman of color into a white woman 

gokaigato:

and that shit happened like 30 years ago, before i was born.

i can hold a grudge from before i was even a zygote.

this new tmnt movie racial coding and whitewashing aint gonna fly.


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When people bash on the new tmnt movie. 

gokaigato:

theblackgreywarden:

zoddamnit:

gokaigato:

theblackgreywarden:

gokaigato:

dorkatheexplorer:

hazukihare01:

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When people talk about how the new movie isn’t going to be a steaming pile of turtle dung:

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When people try and judge someone’s expectations and opinions on a movie that hasn’t even come out yet and then fling a barrage of uninspired insults at each other

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need i remind anyone about the suckitude of the new tmnt movie? yes? ok:

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it’s one 5 second clip from a possibly 100 min long movie

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 it’s five seconds of shit from a 100 minute long piece of shit.

it’s honestly not that hard to understand though.

unless you are excited for this movie…

in which case you are wrong and may god have mercy on your soul.

ah yes nothing says potential like a racistly coded crock of shit


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tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.






#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.


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i would read this book    hp    
Maybe tommy shepherd in palette 3 and/or david alleyne in palette 10?

kayadoodlesthings:

I did the thing where it looks like they’re doing dumb yearbook shenanigans because ahhh adorable stupid office romance boyfriends

Also I drew another Tommy/David pic while doing these because I really cannot stop drawing them but that’s for another time (;ಥ///益///ಥ) 


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omg    marvel    david alleyne    tommy shepherd    
  • Baby: d- d-
  • Dad: Daddy?
  • Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions

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When people bash on the new tmnt movie. 

gokaigato:

theblackgreywarden:

gokaigato:

dorkatheexplorer:

hazukihare01:

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When people talk about how the new movie isn’t going to be a steaming pile of turtle dung:

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When people try and judge someone’s expectations and opinions on a movie that hasn’t even come out yet and then fling a barrage of uninspired insults at each other

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need i remind anyone about the suckitude of the new tmnt movie? yes? ok:


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coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."


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LMAO    

The Young Avengers all have contrasting favourite crisp flavours, so deciding on a shared packet for a movie night always causes problems. Billy will not accept anything but Ready Salted, Eli insists on Salt and Vinegar, which is also Tommy’s favourite but he refuses to admit to sharing Eli’s opinion and claims that he can only eat Doritos. Kate prefers Prawn Cocktail flavoured snacks, Cassie only eats hula hoops. Teddy likes everything.

The Young Avengers all have contrasting favourite crisp flavours, so deciding on a shared packet for a movie night always causes problems. Billy will not accept anything but Ready Salted, Eli insists on Salt and Vinegar, which is also Tommy’s favourite but he refuses to admit to sharing Eli’s opinion and claims that he can only eat Doritos. Kate prefers Prawn Cocktail flavoured snacks, Cassie only eats hula hoops. Teddy likes everything.


young avengers legacies & their namesakes/predecessors


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my babes    ya    marvel    

afraidioactive:

I absolutely do not have the willpower to finish this properly so I’m just going to put…. it….. here

marvel sam wilson cap would be the best possible thing to draw eli bradley out of sad librarian seclusion

marvel wouldn’t that be a great teamup

marvel wouldn’t that tie in nicely to stylish hawkeye and new young avengers

marvel i just really miss my guy elijah B(


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Hate going full pedant, but... Isiah wasn't the 1st Cap, Steve was. It's very likely Axel Alonso intended it to be the other way around when he pitched the story, but if that's the case then they goofed at thestart of Truth. The story took place after America entered the war. 616 Rogers became Cap before America entered the war. The 3rd (I think?) issue even established that Steve'd been active. Your point's still sound, I just don't want someone sideswiping you about this detail later.

zarabithia:

I hate to be going full pedant, but you are wrong.

I have read the Truth, actually, though it’s cute that you assume I haven’t. :) And by cute, I mean really shitty of you. 

In the Truth: Red, White, and Black, yes, it was originally made clear that Isaiah was not the first Captain America. The dates establish that very clearly in The Truth. In The Truth, it is very clear that Steve is already active by the time Isaiah comes along. The Truth makes it very clear that Isaiah was an attempt to recreate the serum. 

Those are true things. 

Now there are obvious reasons for that, and not because of logic or historical sense. Do you know why it is very likely that it changed from the proposal to the issue of the comic book? Because it is a matter of fact that comic book whiners bitched and moaned (the same way they are now) about how the sanctity of Captain America was being ruined by a black man being Cap, and the idea that Steve Rogers had become Cap after Isaiah was too much for them to handle. So Marvel gave in. Now that’s speculation.

But here is where FACT comes back in: 

Here is the thing: you are talking about COMIC BOOKS. We have these magical things called retcons. If you are familiar with Captain America, you must be familiar with the concept of a retcon because everything you have read since he showed up in Avengers #4 is a giant fucking retcon.

Everything since Brubaker came along is an even greater fucking retcon of the established retcon.

So I’m going to not be as condescending as you were and I’m going to assume you’re familiar with Cap’s history and comics as whole and therefore understand what a retcon is.

Two retcons have made the facts established in The Truth unimportant. Those FACTS are that two other series have retconed Isaiah into being the THE FIRST Captain America. 

Both The Crew and Young Avengers tell us that The Black Captain America was the First Captain America.

Now, you can stubbornly cling to the original story. You can. 

You can do that and I’m going to  judge your motivations as surely as you judge my ability to read a goddamn comic. And here’s why I’m going to judge your motivations, precious:

You are basically laughing and calling Isaiah’s son and grandson liars. You are basically scoffing at the history that those black men present to us and saying “Nope, sorry, he wasn’t the first.”

According to the magical rule of retcons, yes he goddamn well was. 


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marvel    

hardisonparker:

clutches u

eli reads to small children on the second floor of the library. kids’ moms love him.
tiny child likes eli a lot and gives him multi colored eraser from student store (he won enough points in class to afford it) and is So Proud of his cool gift and eli keeps it on his desk at home


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my soul    eli bradley    

if korra goes digi does this mean korrasami


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wickedclothes:

Totoro Messenger Bag

This My Neighbor Totoro messenger bag is made of canvas with leather accents. Every bag comes with a My Neighbor Totoro postcard. Currently on sale for just $27.29 at Amazon!


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on eli’s 1st day of school nony dropped eli off and stood outside his classroom and cried

also this is eli’s first day of high school probably


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